1. Giuseppe Zanotti's Platform Heel $778.00 (Zappos.com)
2. Miu Miu's Platform Bamboo Slingback $695.00 (courtesy of Bergorf's)
3. Baker's Carey Heels $89.99 (courtesy of Bakersshoes.com)
Eat Eight Grain and WEAR IT TOO!
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: OY!
Apple Cider Vinegar.