Jimmy Choo's Crisscross Platform Sandal (courtesy of Bergdorf Goodman)
The unlikely fabulous face mask you can easily find in your kitchen: honey and eggs.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: (less than) OY!
Finger through to the Restaurant section in your local Yellow Pages. Find a lovely place to eat. Pick up the phone and dial the given number. Use your “phone voice” to speak with the host or hostess, leaving your name, dining time, and party size.
Get into your vehicle, and head to the restaurant.
Order whatever you want.
Remember, it’s OK to be a bit of a yenta… it’s in your blood.
Kick some ass, take some names, and look SEXY while doing it!
Lanvin's Metallic Woven Slingback Sandals (courtesy of Barneys New York)
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: OY!
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I just woke up from a horrible dream—I was in Loehmann’s and all they had were one-size-too-small deliciously fabulous Marc Jacobs pants.
Miserable.
When I really need something that will take me literally 5 minutes to make, is hearty and healthy, and will make any child, adult, or alta cocker happy.
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Add your oats and handful of raisins into a dry bowl. Make sure the water is hot and add it in. Live on the edge and wing it if you don’t know if you like your oatmeal on the “wet” or “dry” side.
Give it a minute to really soak into the oats AND raisins. This plumps up the raisins and makes them extra juicy. Add your dashes of spice to the bowl while mixing it up thoroughly.
How to Plate: To top it all off, add some slices of banana to get a delicious and hearty start to your day!
Treif: Add a dash of milk to your rolled oats. Eat turkey immediately after!
