WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS...

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: (less than) OY!

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I present to you...

(DRUM ROLL, PLEASE )

My Jewish Mother's Favorite Recipe.

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• Phone book
• Pointer finger
• Vehicle
• A voice (preferably not nagging)
• Phone (may use cellular)

Finger through to the Restaurant section in your local Yellow Pages. Find a lovely place to eat. Pick up the phone and dial the given number. Use your “phone voice” to speak with the host or hostess, leaving your name, dining time, and party size.

Get into your vehicle, and head to the restaurant.

Order whatever you want.

Remember, it’s OK to be a bit of a yenta… it’s in your blood.