Get Down, Get Sexy!
This weekend, go all out and wear those HEELS (with nothing else on) for your honey...
Happy Valentines Day.
- Sara
In a pot, boil water and throw in the pasta.
In a small bowl, combine the garlic, olive oil, salt, pepper and basil. Mix. Halve the tomatoes or leave them as is. Add the arugula and tomatoes to the bowl and coat with the oil mix. Put half of the mixture into a larger bowl.
When the pasta is ready, strain. Add to this larger bowl.
Toss in the rest of the olive oil, tomato and arugula mixture. Crumble up and drop in the two ounces of goat cheese and mix all together.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: OY!
Sometimes dessert needs to be, well… saucy.
Just be aware of how much alcohol you are actually ingesting.
I have had one too many experiences getting wasted at dinner / dessert parties and started acting like a fool. REMEMBER: this is NOT the best drink to have when you are at a party with: the guy you are really digging but the future of the relationship is up in the air, a boyfriend you are having a small tiff with, or your Ex just showed up with a hot bitch and you are trying to drown your sorrows.
Big mistake.
Otherwise, this recipe is perfect! Drink up!
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Put all ingredients in and blend until it creates thick malt consistency.
How to Serve: Pour into glasses and drink wisely.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: OY!
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Vikki doesn’t like to cook.
Or clean.
Or do laundry.
I guess it helps when you have a live-in who does all of that for you.
But when her live-in gets a Sunday off, Vikki steps up to the plate and reminds her family that she is capable of making a delicious meal… and can load up the dishwasher.
Believe me, if this dish was too difficult, Vikki wouldn’t be making it.
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Wash and dry the salmon. Place scallions and ginger right on top of the salmon. Wrap in tin foil and place in oven for about 20 minutes at 350, until salmon is cooked through. If you are cutting it into portioned sizes, a bit less time in the oven… unless you like your salmon well done.
On the stove top, sauté the ginger and scallions in peanut oil.
How to Plate: Cut salmon into pieces and dress sauce over the salmon and serve! Voila!
Add all together, and stir only once.
How to Serve: In a pitcher, pour in water and enjoy. You can jazz up your glasses with a wedge of lemon or cucumber!
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: OY!
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Had a great time last night with some friends, but had one or two too many margaritas.
As it always goes, I woke up with a HORRIBLE hangover. And what better way to cure a hangover than with a great breakfast?
So, I got up, stumbled to the kitchen... and demanded my boyfriend make me this! After all, I AM hungover and can't even think about cooking.
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Overmele is the Roman ancestor of our present-day omelet. It just sounds really fancy.
Warm your griddle or pan while you crack and whisk your eggs. Oil, butter or Pam the pan. Add the whisked eggs to the griddle and let them cook. When the edges start to rise, add in your veggies and cheese. Fold the circular egg formation over. Cook and flip over until it’s done!
How to Plate: If you do a good job folding over the egg, there is really no need to add anything else to the plate… although, fresh fruit ALWAYS adds some color and sweetness to breakfast!
Treif: Go all the way—add some bacon or deli turkey to your omelet to get as far away from being kosher as humanly possible.
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If your mishpucha is coming over for dinner and they want to eat light, it’s OK to be a bit of a Tukhes Lecher and make this dish.
After they take a bite, believe me, they’ll want to leches your tukhes!
This is also a delicious mid-week dinner.
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· Bag of Lettuce
· Chicken cutlets
· Low Fat Balsamic Vinaigrette ( I prefer Newman's Own)
· Mozzarella (small log or bite-size in water)
· Package of sun dried tomatoes (chop into small pieces)
· Pine nuts
Get the stove top started and spray your pan with oil. Throw in your chicken and begin cooking. Rinse lettuce with water and spin or pat dry. Add to large bowl. Chop up mozzarella and tomatoes and add to salad bowl. Throw in a handful of pine nuts.
Check your chicken! When it is "almost" done, add a dash of the vinaigrette to coat and cook onto the chicken. Put the cooked meat onto a plate and cut into bite-size pieces. Make sure it’s fully cooked. If not, throw the cut pieces back into the pan. Believe me, you do not want to cause any salmonella outbreaks.
Add dressing to salad. Again, remember to not over-do it. Toss the salad. Eat.
How to Plate: Small portion on a crisp white rectangular plate.
Parve: Don’t add the cheese… or replace chicken with fish! Now you’ve got a kosher salad!
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: OY!
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The annual dance recital.
This was a big production. Schmaltzy costumes, stage moms... the whole shpilkes.
Morning of my big tap routine, I couldn't find my shoes.
In a complete craze, my mom grabbed my patent leather dress shoes and we headed out the door.
On stage, while I was tapping away in my faux tap shoes, my shoe fell off.... and flew a few feet away.
With a moment of panic, I kept on tapping my little shoe-less foot.
As the dance number proceeded, I found a moment to move over and shuffle back into my shoe.
The crowd went wild (well, maybe just in my head)... and I realized that sometimes you just can't plan everything, and improvisation leads to improvement!
Skip the ketchup and go gourmet by improvising on the simple burger. A scrumptious dish and a perfect alternative for the BBQ!
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In a bowl, mix all veggies into the turkey meat. Fold in about ¼ cup of teriyaki sauce. Feel free to use your hands to mix everything together—get dirty… it feels good! Pam your pan or use the good ole George Foreman to cook these yummy burgers up.
How to Plate: Serve with or without buns, drizzle a dash of extra teriyaki sauce on top! If this is for a party, make mini burgers and stack on a large platter!